Lecture Bingo Card #59984 How to Play?
Lecturer tries lame joke	Lecturer recalls when he/she was a student	Projector /visualiser spoilt	Microphone failure mid-sentence	"You don't need to copy this..."
Entire slide lifted from course textbook	"Grades aren't important..."	Lecturer's laptop screen 75% filled with icons	Last lecture slide reads "The End" or "Good Luck"	Student gaming on laptop
Student doing other modules' homework	Lecturer spends over five minutes setting up presentation	Loud ringtone that lasts at least five seconds	Lecturer unaware that slides not projected on screen	"You've done this in (prereq module), right?"
"It is obvious that..."	Mid-lecture break forgotten	Same student answers three consecutive questions	Lecturer over ten minutes late	Lecturer reads entire slide word-for-word
Lecturer asks and fails to get a response	Consultation hours clash with other modules	"This won't appear in the exam..."	Student obviously asleep	"That's an interesting question."