Lecture Bingo Card #8424 How to Play?
"You've done this in (prereq module), right?"	Lecturer clearly incoherent	Lecturer's laptop screen 75% filled with icons	Entire slide lifted from course textbook	Student gaming on laptop
Student doing other modules' homework	Lecturer recalls when he/she was a student	Lecturer unaware that slides not projected on screen	Consultation hours clash with other modules	Lecturer recaps last lecture for half an hour
Microphone failure mid-sentence	Last lecture slide reads "The End" or "Good Luck"	Lecture hall less than half-filled	"So, how was the test/quiz?"	Same student answers three consecutive questions
"You don't need to copy this..."	Lecturer spends over five minutes setting up presentation	"This won't appear in the exam..."	"That's an interesting question."	Lecturer reads entire slide word-for-word
"It is obvious that..."	Mid-lecture break forgotten	"It's really quite simple..."	Student obviously asleep	Lecturer tries lame joke